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    Google Completely Freaks Out on Young Child After Being Asked ‘What Time Is The Super Bowl?’

    A guy I know on my darts team, who knows a guy whose sister knows a guy, today confirmed that as a result of their foray into improving the speed and relevance of their search engine, Google’s experiments with embedding an emotion subroutine in the core algorithm has had unintended consequences. The search engine reportedly had a full emotional meltdown […] More

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    Today’s Google Doodle Celebrates Our Latest Attempt To Inflate Pageviews

    Today’s Google Doodle honors [a man or woman who was born on this date quite a few years ago] [a noteworthy event] [the anniversary of a noteworthy event] [a big holiday]! Hundreds of other publications are going to write about today’s logo, which is officially known as a Google Doodle, even though there is probably much […] More

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    Twitter Explains Why You Can No Longer Use Words In Tweets

    Is Twitter seriously removing words from tweets? YUP! After removing ⭐ and share counts in recent weeks, it seems next on the ? block are these oddly-shaped things you’re currently reading – letters that we humans have been combining together for centuries to create words that convey ?. Nearly every person on the planet uses words, except […] More

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    10 People You Won’t Believe Actually Made Matt Cutts Go “uhhhh…..”

    Remember that song “Things That Make You Go Hmmm…” Hmm? Well, on Twitter, it’s huge news when the on-leave-but-won’t-leave-Google guy Matt Cutts goes “uhhhh…..” Need proof? Get ready for something amazing: these 10 utterly unbelievable examples of people Cutts tweeted “uhhhh…..” to! On Twitter! You won’t believe numbers 1 through 10!! I still can’t! 1. Taylor […] More

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    10 Habits of Some (Or All) Above-Average SEOs

    Being above-average isn’t a birthright. You must acquire certain skills if you want to be a successful SEO. If you want to be an SEO whom people look at and go, “Yeah he/she is OK,” you have to be an above-average SEO. When I’ve presented to small audiences, I often ask them to tell me […] More

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    Using Peanut Butter for SEO: 5 Bowel-Blowing Examples

    Yes, we all agree that WTFSEO is so hot that you’re reading this post through a slit in a piece of cardboard, reflected off another piece of cardboard, while wearing triple thickness sunglasses, but do you know what else is hot? Peanut butter is hot. Yes… you read that right… Peanut butter. The PB in […] More

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