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Liver Seeks Divorce from SEO Man After Recent Conference
A Florida SEO man was shocked this week to learn that his liver of 45 years is filing for divorce. He found out about the news the weekend after a local SEO conference concluded. At first, his liver was super excited about the trip and spending lots of quality time with the Florida SEO […]
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The 15 Best SEO Pickup Lines
The 14th of February is a day for lovers, a day for going that extra mile for your soulmate. But what if you haven’t met them yet, what if you’ve been lacking the right words to tell that special someone exactly how you fell about them? Well don’t worry loyal WTFSEOers, because we’ve done the […]
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Single Female SEO Can’t Handle Valentine’s Day Search Data
Search marketing lovebirds may be blissfully unaware of the misery their single colleagues endure in the lead-up to Valentine’s Day in which, ironically, they are hammered with heartless heart-filled holiday data. One single female SEO simply can’t deal with the onslaught anymore. In fact, she falls apart every time she sees statistics tied to Valentine’s […]
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Super Bowl Party Tips for SEOs
The Super Bowl is certainly an exciting time for our industry, but work obligations don’t mean your party has to suffer. In fact, with a few helpful hints and a little elbow grease, you can host a football-themed soiree that rivals that of Alec Baldwin himself. Here’s how to – wait for it – optimize your […]
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How to Optimize E-commerce Sites for Black Friday
So our How E-commerce Sites Should Optimize for Back To School (Note to Editor – I can’t seem to find that post anywhere. Did you not get my email?) post did really well and thus we thought why not cover another great holiday all parents love – Black Friday. Cyber Monday is okay but it […]
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Best SEO Person or Cat 2018
So you like SEO? And you like lists? We assume you have been told by every politician and celebrity to vote recently so we figured we would jump on that bandwagon too. YOUR VOTE MATTERS HERE. Well, we don’t care if you vote, we just wanted to make a list of popular people with the […]
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Liveblogging Ungagged: Hacking Google
Howdy WTFSEOers. Today we’re at #GetUngagged in Las Vegas. Despite their no live-blogging and no-photos policy, we’ve obtained special permission to liveblog the hacking Google session. Ungagged has just asked for the ability to redact some information. So, here goes. First up on the panel is and he will be talking about various ways to […]
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Best Free Sticker Near Me
Did you get your WTFSEO sticker yet? We recently handed them out at @pubcon and @state_of_search and might have a few left to give out at UnGagged. They have a myriad of uses too. For example you can use them for silencing SEO advice that contradicts with what you want to do They’re also great […]
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What The $800 LEGO Millennium Falcon Taught Me About Marketing
It’s a little-known fact that you can rearrange the letters in Google to spell ‘Go LEGO’. Could buying myself an $800 LEGO Millennium Falcon be a ranking factor? My research suggests the startling possibility that writing this post could get my expense report approved. The above was a guest post by Dr. Pete who wishes […]