Category: viral

  • The Cat in the Black SEO Hat

    The Cat in the Black SEO Hat

    Our rankings have tanked. We must find a way. To optimize our site For the upcoming holidays. I sat with my CMO We sat there, us both And I said, “How I wish our organic traffic Would show us some growth.” Few people visited, conversions were scarce We were both quite appalled. We stared at […]

  • Penguin Recovery Case Study

    Depending on which SEO you ask, it’s been a few days to a few weeks since the latest Google Penguin update launched – and while most recovery case studies had been written in draft mode many months ago, we haven’t seen many of them actually showing up on Owdy yet. For you, though, the wait […]

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    10 Judge Judyisms for SEOs

    Courtroom firecracker Judge Judy kicked off her 21st season on September 12, giving the 10 million unemployed Americans who watch her each day a reason to get out of bed again. And while Double J is perhaps best known for the Notorious-RBG-like following she has gained while delivering no-nonsense small claims justice in exchange for a cool […]

  • GoogleBot On Tinder

    What If Crawlers Were on Tinder?

    After the success of our last viral piece “What if Crawlers were Trees?”*, we’ve decided to beat the corpse of that particular deceased equine and return to the scene of the crime with yet another “What if Crawlers…” post.  So batten down your hatches, gird your loins, put the kids to bed, rub some…(get on […]

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    The Guide to Legendary PokemonGo Spawn Points

    Given that the entire staff is wandering around the office with their noses pressed to their phones yelling “I see one!” and “Dammit, it’s another Rattata”, we thought we’d have our Latverian “offshore” team put together a guide to show you exactly where you can find those “gold foil” pokemongo characters. Use this list wisely, […]

  • The Ultimate Relationship Building Link Profile Test

    As an above-average SEO, you know links are the most important thing in the world. Except, you also know that relationships are the new backlink, according to some SEO gurus, thus making relationships even more importanter (you goddamned millennials and your slang – Ed). So if the best links come from the best relationships, then […]

  • Obligatory Star Wars Post

    Any content marketing strategy involves knowing what’s going on in the world at large.  Our head honcho noticed that, for some reason, the old Star Wars movies have been playing on TV a lot lately, so he asked us to Force out a tenuously linked post filled with Star Wars keywords in order to jump […]

  • Yaassss! 14 Exciting AF SEO Tips From a Millennial

    Ah, Millennials. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em, right?  Now while you non-Millennials (also known as “Generation do the work and give us the money”) are out there putting down the power of Millennials, we know you’re just doing that because you’re totes jelly. According to the US Census Bureau, the Millennial demographic includes […]

  • Exclusive Interview With Google Rankbrain

    Hey fellow WTFSEOers. Today we’re excited to announce that we have a WTFSEO exclusive – industry first interview with Google Rankbrain. That’s right, while other SEO blogs are sitting down to ask questions to Google engineers, we’ve managed to get some quality time with the actual Rankbrain computer itself. We asked all the tough SEO […]