Some SEO Contributor

  • What The $800 LEGO Millennium Falcon Taught Me About Marketing

    It’s a little-known fact that you can rearrange the letters in Google to spell ‘Go LEGO’. Could buying myself an $800 LEGO Millennium Falcon be a ranking factor? My research suggests the startling possibility that writing this post could get my expense report approved.   The above was a guest post by Dr. Pete who wishes […]

  • A Week in the Life of a Typical Agency SEO

    April 16th The morning starts with a call with the Ruffington post for a product launch we’ve been working on for 18 months.  Checking the videos of Orangutans are approved, and tagged. Next: Call with our Detroit office to see if they’ve done keyword research and competitive analysis on Orangutan / bicycle related keywords.  Check […]

  • EgoBait: The Movie

    Yes, it’s true, we’re going to be producing a documentary on EgoBait, where we’ll interview “influencers” who will be more than willing to retweet the movie to their myriad of followers, thereby ensuring views and links for WTFSEO.  Heck, we’ll even throw in a couple of employees here, talking on script camera about how influential […]

  • Developing your Xennial marketing strategy

    Yes, it’s true, there’s a new demographic that’s been pulled out of a CMO’s ass identified.  The missing link between the mythical Gen X and the “don’t care” Millennials.  A new generation that can complain about Gen X, Boomers, AND Millennials. This is of course, The Xennials (ed – weren’t they called Gen-Y?). The Xennials are […]

  • HASBO – Totally different than HARO

    Hey buddy, can you Help A Reporter Out? Look, we like the idea of HARO, but we can’t be bothered to actually submit our requests to it. Besides, we’re not technically reporters and we’re really just focused on creating some spam So we thought what better way to get help than from out loyal WTFers. […]

  • WTFSEO’s State of the SEO Industry Media Survey

    Yes, it’s that time of year, when we reach out, to you, our loyal WTFSEOers to get your thoughts on the state of the SEO industry media.  What are your intimate thoughts about SEJ, SEL, SEW, SER, SEQ, SEX (are you sure about that one? – ed), and how WTFSEO fits into this landscape as […]

  • How to Fire an SEO

    Given that Google is now scraping our content for their own… with their “how to hire an SEO” video, quite clearly “inspired” by our classic post – “How to interview at WTFSEO” – yet without the credit that such inspiration clearly deserves… we’ve decided that it’s time for us to fight back.  The best way for […]

  • 10 Black Hat Tactics That Google Will Penalize You For!

    As you know, we always reward our loyal readers with the latest tactics and news in the SEO industry.  Since we’ve decided to triple down on Search in 2017, we thought what better way to start out than by warning you of the ways that you can irrevocably harm your site in the eyes of […]

  • 10 Advanced SEO Tactics You’ve Never Heard Of!

    As you know, we always reward our loyal readers with the latest tactics and news in the SEO industry.  Since we’ve decided to triple down on Search in 2017, we thought what better way to start out than by telling you the ways that our in-house team of SEOs has tripled our daily traffic since […]

  • WTFSEO is Tripling Down on Search in 2017

    Hi WTFSEOers, We wouldn’t be here without you, so I wanted to give you a brief update on some big changes happening at WTFSEO. Tl;dr: We’re focusing our efforts on core SEO parodies such as dumb things brands do, ego bait posts on “industry leading sites”, and search engines asking us to turn our heads […]

  • The Grand WTFSEO SEO Grandmaster Challenge Contest

    As you, our loyal readers will know, from time to time we like to challenge you to prove that you’ve been reading every word on this site, and applying it to your daily life.  As such, it’s time for us to run The Grand WTFSEO SEO Grandmaster Challenge Contest, so that we can determine, once […]