Category: “news”
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Liver Seeks Divorce from SEO Man After Recent Conference
A Florida SEO man was shocked this week to learn that his liver of 45 years is filing for divorce. He found out about the news the weekend after a local SEO conference concluded. At first, his liver was super excited about the trip and spending lots of quality time with the Florida SEO […]
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Single Female SEO Can’t Handle Valentine’s Day Search Data
Search marketing lovebirds may be blissfully unaware of the misery their single colleagues endure in the lead-up to Valentine’s Day in which, ironically, they are hammered with heartless heart-filled holiday data. One single female SEO simply can’t deal with the onslaught anymore. In fact, she falls apart every time she sees statistics tied to Valentine’s […]
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How to Optimize E-commerce Sites for Black Friday
So our How E-commerce Sites Should Optimize for Back To School (Note to Editor – I can’t seem to find that post anywhere. Did you not get my email?) post did really well and thus we thought why not cover another great holiday all parents love – Black Friday. Cyber Monday is okay but it […]
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Best SEO Person or Cat 2018
So you like SEO? And you like lists? We assume you have been told by every politician and celebrity to vote recently so we figured we would jump on that bandwagon too. YOUR VOTE MATTERS HERE. Well, we don’t care if you vote, we just wanted to make a list of popular people with the […]
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Liveblogging Ungagged: Hacking Google
Howdy WTFSEOers. Today we’re at #GetUngagged in Las Vegas. Despite their no live-blogging and no-photos policy, we’ve obtained special permission to liveblog the hacking Google session. Ungagged has just asked for the ability to redact some information. So, here goes. First up on the panel is and he will be talking about various ways to […]
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Best Free Sticker Near Me
Did you get your WTFSEO sticker yet? We recently handed them out at @pubcon and @state_of_search and might have a few left to give out at UnGagged. They have a myriad of uses too. For example you can use them for silencing SEO advice that contradicts with what you want to do They’re also great […]
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Best SEO Blogs 2018
Are you looking to improve your SEO skills in 2018? Google makes hundreds of algorithm changes every year, and SEO best practices are constantly in flux. The only way to stay on top of the SEO industry is to stay up to date with all the changes and tests and spurious correlation studies of ranking […]
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Top Eleven Things your SEO did while on Ambien
As Roeseanne demonstrated, Ambien may be wonderful for helping people with sleep disorders, but it might have some side effects and unfortunately, SEOs are not immune to its influence. Our crack investigative team scoured social media sites and found the examples listed below without even needing to verify their accuracy. In reverse order: 11. Added […]
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Top SEO Skills
Top 9 Skills all SEOs should have. (That’s one more than the SEJ list. WTFSEO FTW!) A Sense of Humor. Let’s face it, nobody visits this site so you probably came here from Ryan’s SEJ article and are realizing that he wrote this post simply for the sole purpose of linking to his own site […]
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Seven SEO Trends We Watched in 2017
The year is coming to an end, and that means it’s time for our competitors to write their 2018 prediction posts and talk about Trends They Expect To See in 2018. After our company holiday party however, we decided against adding to the rampant speculation and instead decided to attempt to remember focus on the […]
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WTFSEO 2017 SEO Ranking Factor Study
Greetings WTFSEOers and welcome to the 2017 edition of our Google ranking factors study. It may seem like just last year we published the complete list of Google ranking factors but alas, Google makes several hundred algorithm updates per year – which is great for us because we can keep recycling the same bullshit post […]