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8 Kesha Quotes that if misconstrued the right way are almost tangentially relevant to SEO

$ure, we know that Ke$ha ha$ probably never heard of $EO – but $he’$ trending right now and that means there’$ page view$ to be had for writing article$ about her. (ed note: I changed the rest of the $ back to s. one sentence is enough – we get the joke.)

So here’s our top 5 Ke$ha quotes that have nothing to do with SEO – but if you twist them just the right way and apply them to some very narrow topic – are very profound and definitely apply to your marketing efforts.

1.) When you’re around me, you’re going to get glitter on you.

2.) You don’t have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.

3.) I believe in karma, and I believe if you put out positive vibes to everybody, that’s all you’re going to get back.

4.) I do my laundry on a weekly basis.

5.) I wouldn’t have a No. 1 record or song if I wasn’t a hardworking person. (ed note: Wait, this one actually kind of applies.

6.) There is no correlation between happiness and amounts of money. (ed note: You’ve done it now. Rule #17: Don’t mention the C word around SEOs.)

7.) What I’m doing is art – it’s low-brow art but there’s a magic in that.

8.) I’m a singer and a writer first. I started to rap by accident, being playful. (ed note: This is pretty exactly much how a lot of SEOs started too isn’t it?)

Now, don’t you feel inspired? Leave us a comment below and let us know how Kesha has helped inspire your SEO efforts.

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