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Accepting WT-Effie Award Nominations

As we near the end of the year here at WTFSEO we’ve only got one thing on our minds: How can we squeeze a tiny bit more revenue out of our brand to get our Xmas bonuses? Awards! That’s right, the end of the year signifies the perfect time to recognize all of our sponsors the hard work of search industry professionals like yourselves.

Announcing the first annual WT-Effie Awards! We’re now accepting nominations for several categories (all listed below.)

How To Nominate: Anybody in the industry is eligible for the WT-Effie awards and likewise anybody is eligible to submit a nomination. To nominate a person or company, simply write the name of the category and the nomination in the memo field of a check, make it out for $50, address it to WTFSEO, endorse it, and mail it. We also accept nominations via paypal – just make sure to include your nomination in the comments field.

You can nominate as many people as you like, as many times as you like. To keep things democratic, we’ve decided that multiple nominations will indeed influence the outcome.

Once the checks stop coming nomination period closes, we’ll cash the checks and hit the strip club tally up the results and announce the winners here on the blog.

Don’t delay, send in your WT-Effie nominations today for one of the following categories:

  • Biggest Industry Waffler
  • Biggest Industry Ego
  • The Big Company Award
  • Best Hair
  • The Best Online Campaign Involving a Squirrel in Jeggings
  • Best Outsourcing of Their Own Job
  • Best Use of Company Resources For Personal Brand Building
  • Most Friends
  • Industry Guru Award
  • Agency of the Year
  • Most Conference Hookups
  • Biggest Social Reach For Publicizing These Awards
  • Young Industry Professional of the Year
  • Biggest Monetary Sponsor of These Awards
  • Token Woman Award

UPDATE: Many people have written in to suggest missing categories. We will also accept category submissions. To submit a category please write the category name in the memo field of a $500 check and make it out to CASH….


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Hi I’m Dingy, AMA.

A holiday present for all the WTFSEOers