Do You Want To Write for WTFSEO?

At WTFSEO, we are dedicated to making fun of out of date marketing trends, events, and what some think to be news. And one of the ways we do that is by publishing guest articles by people who have more time than sense, and are in the field (the SEO field, not a literal field).
We are looking to grow our guest contributors team! Basically because the core group are totally out of ideas.
Here is what we are looking for:
-Rockstar marketers in SEO, social media, PPC, or content marketing who are annoyed in some way with what they do and want to share their sense of frustration.
-Links to 3-4 published articles that you’d like to make fun of on WTFSEO.
-‘The ability to commit to semi-regular spewing of content on WTFSEO.
WTFSEO Writers’ Program Perks
We tolerate our writers! Here are just a few of the perks of writing for WTFSEO:
Share your expertise with a whopping 2+ monthly viewers, over half of whom are internet marketers.
Earn up to $0 in Amazon gift cards each month for top performing articles.
First dibs on free conference press passes (that you personally secure) in exchange for covering it on WTFSEO.
Access to exclusive WTFSEO programs and events including a bar crawl at Pubcon, WTFSEOCON, and an OWDY meetup.
Access to an exclusive WTFSEO Writer’s Facebook Group where you can network with other WTFSEO writers.
Monthly ranting email from Ryan Jones, WTFSEO’s Executive Editor, with tons of reasons why we’re all going to hell in a handbasket, along with some content vague ideas. (These go fast!)
The undying, eternal ambivalence of the entire WTFSEO team. <3
Interested? Send us a fax with “I want to be an WTFSEO Contributor” in the subject line.