Ben Carson’s Actual Comments About WTFSEO

Howdy WTFSEOers.

As you may know, front leading Republican Presidential candidate Ben Carson has been in the news a lot recently, more so over the last week due to some exceedingly controversial statements he’s made.  While we understand that more people may have heard of the pyramids in Egypt than have heard of WTFSEO we reached out to his campaign to let them know that if he wanted to engage with the young, happening, hip crowd that read WTFSEO on an hourly basis, he should say something wacky about us, and we could do a fake back and forth  have a genuine discussion with him about the issues that matter to you, our WTFSEOers.

Here are the suggestions we sent over to him:

  • WTFSEO was set up in the year 4004 B.C. by Adam
  • Marc Rubio missed most of his Senate votes not because he was campaigning, but because he was reading WTFSEO on his phone while on the can.
  • The editor in chief of WTFSEO is a minion of the evil one (not true, unlike National Geographic, we have not sold out to Mr. Murdoch – ed)
  • All salt on the planet is what’s left of Lot’s wife, and as WTFSEO should be taken with a pinch of salt… that means that the site is turning everyone into cannibals

At the time of going to press we have yet to hear back from Mr. Carson, his staff, or the random @myspace.com email we sent this request to, but we will update this story as necessary, even if only to mildly change the title and post date to get some SEO freshness benefit.

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