Many people across America have had their issues with size (ed: I hear there’s a cream you can get that… oh not that… nvm), and Google is no different. In 2014 they announced that they were trimming a bulky 15 characters from the size of their title tag, in order to get down to a “beach ready”, […] More
SEOs still covet quality links. The practice of link baiting is nothing new and some long time SEOs have truly mastered this practice. Last week we had the pleasure of sitting down and talking technique and other trade secrets with SEO Consultant Harold Palms, who has described himself as a master link baiter. Q: You’ve been […] More
[Ed Note: this post is in no way an endorsement for Hilary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, or Ted Cruz. We at WTFSEO have always been and will always be supporters of Vermin Supreme.] Hillary Clinton and I have a lot in common: We both look great in pantsuits. We both get stuff done. We […] More
As the leading cutting-edge SEO news blog, we feel that it’s important to have a strategy that is also an acronym. Buzz words are vital to a brand’s cross-platform user-centric storytelling approach. That’s why when we heard about what one SEO calls the QUART method, we knew we had to make our own acronym. Furthermore, […] More
Hey fellow WTFSEOers. Today we’re excited to announce that we have a WTFSEO exclusive – industry first interview with Google Rankbrain. That’s right, while other SEO blogs are sitting down to ask questions to Google engineers, we’ve managed to get some quality time with the actual Rankbrain computer itself. We asked all the tough SEO […] More
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In this week’s installment of Search Images, here are the latest images pulled from Google Images, showing magnifying glasses, some creepy dude with binoculars, a finger, and more. Some obese stick figure with a magnifying glass: Hey look, another magnifying glass, and this one features the word “search” in Google’s colors: Fancy! Search, as spelled with keyboard letters: […] More
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Since Google announced RankBrain late last year, the SEO industry has pretty much lost its mind. A barrage of articles, blog posts, and infographics all have promised to properly explain Google’s machine learning system. Yet none really have. If you’re still struggling to understand RankBrain, you aren’t alone. But there’s good news: you now have […] More
Yes, it’s true. WTFSEO has joined the space race. Unlike those folks at a certain regal SEO tool who 3d printed a map of servers around the world and called it “the Internet”, we’re actually printing the whole, complete internet (even the naughty bits.) In association with the fine folks at NASA (Nigerian Allied Space […] More
Today, April Fools’ Day, is the day when all of the “serious” SEO industry sites try to be WTFSEO. They try to bedazzle their audience by making claims that seem almost plausible, but will find you laughed out of your office should you fall for it, and email your manager to tell them the “news”. […] More
The so-called Year of Mobile is really a conspiracy among goldfish to take over the world, WTFSEO can exclusively report. That’s right: We went undercover and infiltrated a secret society of power-hungry goldfish that will stop at nothing short of world domination – and it may already be too late for mankind. In fact, it’s […] More
On Friday, a millennial completely eviscerated another millennial for ripping into another millennial – Google! It’s, as the French call it, a clustérfuck à trois. It all started when a millennial SEO wrote a long rant, ironically on Medium, about the lack of traffic that self-involved millennial Google is sending his way. A few hours later […] More
Thanks to the Big Game, Constipation is all of the rage on the internet and TV these days. Suddenly, it’s socially acceptable to talk about bowel issues during the bowl game in front of large groups of people without them feeling ashamed or awkward. Rumor has it that even Google will get in on the […] More